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Coming soon to a theatre near you
Darling Ma-hinder
There I was on Friday morning m’ dear, fortifying myself with the contents of half a bottle of vintage Bollinger, before setting forth into the open spaces; and rustling between my tapered fingers, a copy of the Daily ...
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Nobody puts Paradise in a corner
My darling Ma-hinder,
I don’t know if as you sallied forth in your little Lord Fauntleroy suit or mini kuarakkan satakaya in your wee days at the Medamulane Rahula pre-school, you ever encountered the little fellow who almost ...
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More-hun – the voice of immoral conscience
My Dear Mahinda,
I had thought mistakenly that your suited brigade prowling around with dear stalker hats and supermarket sunglasses were a breed set apart for the likes of us exiles. Their mandate to sit in the third row of packed halls in some city in the ...
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Heil Rajapaksa!
My dear Ma-hinder,
….or should I say Mein lieber Führer.
If ever there was a time for you to sport a toothbrush darling, this time is that ...
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Heil Rajapaksa!
My dear Ma-hinder,
….or should I say Mein lieber Führer.
If ever there was a time for you to sport a toothbrush darling, this time is that time.
Much as I and ...
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Happy hunting season and a jolly New Year
Darling Mahinda,
No doubt there will be the customary Bashes and Bursts in the hotels and rest houses of Paradise as you ring in the New Year hopping around in your drawing room to the latest baila tune.
And no doubt ...
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The My Man laws of Paradise
My darling Ma-hinder
The opposition in Paradise couldn’t pull the skin off a rice pudding and yet you have the unmitigated gall to attribute your most recent sociopathic gesture foisted upon the catatonic public, to them. I ...
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Betting on the wrong horse
Darling Ma-hinder
I had always thought that your top man at the United Nations in the Big Apple, your big Kahuna on First Avenue was a bit of a (PRUN)E. Almost completely surrounded by some stubby greyish whiskers on his face and ...
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Colombo Uni student dies after fall |
A student of the Colombo University who was critically injured after jumping off the fifth floor of a building in the premises has died today, Sources from ...
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Lanka Sathosa incurs loss of Rs 197 M |
The Lanka Sathosa Ltd., (LSL) has lost stocks worth Rs 197 million within the past two years, according to reports from the Ministry of Finance and ...
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Gammanpila ready to challenge Rajitha |
Following an open challenge issued by the Minister of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources, Dr. Rajitha Senaratne, the Legal Adviser of the Jathika Hela ...
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Duminda in Parliament tomorrow |
United Peoples' Freedom Alliance (UPFA) MP, Duminda Silva, said yesterday it was a privilege to be able to address the public again as a parliamentarian, ...
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Strong action against uncouth PC Member |
Sri Lanka Freedom Party (SLFP), yesterday decided to take stern disciplinary action against North Western Provincial Council Member, Ananda Sarath Kumara, ...
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Twenty two UNPers expelled |
Twenty two United National Party members including UNP Provincial Councilors Shiral Lakthilaka and Maithree Gunarathna has been expelled from the party, UNP ...
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Man with hand grenade arrested |
A man who had a Type-82 hand grenade, said to be of foreign make in his possession, was taken into custody by the Bandaragama Police.
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Sri Lanka to bat against Aussie |
Australia won the toss and has elected to field against Sri Lanka in the 12th match of Group A in the ICC Champions Trophy played at England.
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