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Darling Ma-hinder

 

 

There I was on Friday morning m’ dear, fortifying myself with the contents of half a bottle of vintage Bollinger, before setting forth into the open spaces; and rustling between my tapered fingers, a copy of the Daily ...
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Nobody puts Paradise in a corner

My darling Ma-hinder,

 

 

I don’t know if as you sallied forth in your little Lord Fauntleroy suit or mini kuarakkan satakaya in your wee days at the Medamulane Rahula pre-school, you ever encountered the little fellow who almost ...
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More-hun – the voice of immoral conscience

My Dear Mahinda,

 

 

I had thought mistakenly that your suited brigade prowling around with dear stalker hats and supermarket sunglasses were a breed set apart for the likes of us exiles. Their mandate to sit in the third row of packed halls in some city in the ...
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Heil Rajapaksa!

My dear Ma-hinder,

 

 

….or should I say Mein lieber Führer.  

 

 

If ever there was a time for you to sport a toothbrush darling, this time is that ...
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Heil Rajapaksa!

My dear Ma-hinder,

 

 

….or should I say Mein lieber Führer. 

 

 

If ever there was a time for you to sport a toothbrush darling, this time is that time. 

 

 

Much as I and ...
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Happy hunting season and a jolly New Year

Darling Mahinda,

 

 

No doubt there will be the customary Bashes and Bursts in the hotels and rest houses of Paradise as you ring in the New Year hopping around in your drawing room to the latest baila tune.

 

 

And no doubt ...
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2012-12-30 13:26:00 Hits: (128)
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Medamulane policy: Riddle, diddle and fiddle

My darling Ma-hinder

 

 

I don’t know if you have ever felt the same feeling m’dear but a thing I have found and yes….yes…felt…..from time to time, as I gallop along the racecourse of life; is that there ...
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2012-12-23 13:34:00 Hits: (167)
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The My Man laws of Paradise

My darling Ma-hinder

 

 

The opposition in Paradise couldn’t pull the skin off a rice pudding and yet you have the unmitigated gall to attribute your most recent sociopathic gesture foisted upon the catatonic public, to them. I ...
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2012-12-16 07:02:00 Hits: (154)
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Betting on the wrong horse

Darling Ma-hinder

 

 

I had always thought that your top man at the United Nations in the Big Apple, your big Kahuna on First Avenue was a bit of a (PRUN)E. Almost completely surrounded by some stubby greyish whiskers on his face and ...
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2012-12-09 10:56:00 Hits: (133)
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And they came with a machete and... dare I say it… the Magna Carta!

Darling Ma-hinder,

 

I must write to you about that fellow Karuna dear. Yes I do mean the fellow who snuffed out 600 kossas once upon a time and then there you were scooping him up from under the rubble and just like all grim Once upon a Time tales he ended up as ...
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